Russian women - List Topic Replies

Welcome to Russian Women Forum, find out all you need to know about finding a Russian woman.

Rule #1: Never, Ever send money to Russian women. A Russian woman CAN NOT Get a tourist visa!
Top 10 mistakes men make
Russian Agencies
Travel Advice
Dating sites 		Monthly Russian Bride Seminars:
Join the professionals from the leading agencies. 		Talk to the leaders:

Join our conference call every Monday evening from 9:30PM to 10:30PM, Eastern Time. Simply call 1-404-920-6610, when prompted enter code 935905# Once on, press *1 to join the conversation! Conference is FREE (normal long distance charges will apply).



Singles
 Russian women » sexuality » What's wrong?

  Home |  Search | FAQ You Are Not Registered Or Not Logged In Not logged in [Login - Register]   
If you are not registered or logged in, you may still view these forums but with limited features.
You can register by clicking here. If you have any questions, please check the Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ).

Printable Version | Send to Friend
Subscribe | Add to Favorites
Author: Parthena Subject: What's wrong?
luckynuts
Member




Posts: 2
Registered: 03-31-2004
Location:

posted on 03-31-2004 at 10:52 Reply With Quote Report Post to Moderator
What's wrong?

 I had showed my cut joystick to my girlfriend and was afraid to have sex with me. What's wrong ? Is it so unusual to have sex with such guy as I am?TextText
View User's Profile E-Mail User View All Replies By luckynuts (only searches replies by default, for topics please run another search) U2U Member
AdviceMan
Member




Posts: 27
Registered: 08-28-2004
Location:

posted on 08-29-2004 at 04:53 Reply With Quote Report Post to Moderator


I see your problem Luckynutz:

You showed her your joystick instead of your penis!

What woman in her right mind wants to have sex with a plastic apparatus that controls the motherboard.

Next time keep it in your pants until you are ready to marry her.

P.S. Looks like those nuts aren't so lucky after all huh big boy!
View User's Profile E-Mail User View All Replies By AdviceMan (only searches replies by default, for topics please run another search) U2U Member
Old_Fashioned
Member




Posts: 62
Registered: 07-04-2004
Location: Rhode Island, USA
posted on 09-01-2004 at 16:34 Reply With Quote Report Post to Moderator
Tsk, Tsk, Tsk!!!

 Like Advice said, "Keep it in your pants!" I joined this forum to help women make the right choice because I have female friends who have been hurt by guys many times over. All the men wanted was to get their dicks wet and pop their cherries. Sex is a great and a pleasureable experience but there is more to life and relationships than that. Take time to get to know the woman you have a relationship with. Put sex on the back burner till you're engaged and have the wedding planned. Or...be the better man and do it on the wedding night. Till then, get your petroleum jelly out and get a towel that you don't mind turning into a lamp post.
View User's Profile E-Mail User View All Replies By Old_Fashioned (only searches replies by default, for topics please run another search) U2U Member
Parthena





Posts:
Registered: 07-07-2007
Location: Greece
posted on 12-17-2007 at 07:26 Reply With Quote Report Post to Moderator
Lol

 Well I still remember the day I saw an 'uncut joystick' and I thought it was the weirdest sight I'd ever seen!
View User's Profile E-Mail User View All Replies By Parthena (only searches replies by default, for topics please run another search) U2U Member
Printable Version | Send to Friend
Subscribe | Add to Favorites

Processed in 0.046 seconds, 7 queries

Russian women reserves the right to block, delete, or edit any and all posts. The Moderator has sole discretion on the content of this site. Anyone who posts accepts these terms, and waves any and all rights to bring any legal action against Russian women. If you disapprove of any of the above, do not use, read, or post in Russian women


Russian women - List Topic Replies


489